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Got Gay-tention Deficit Disorder? Presenting our thrice weekly summation of what the gay world is talking about.
1) Kermit and Miss Piggyfire back at Fox News during the U.K. press tour for The Muppets.
2) If you didn’t think Downton Abbey could get any more awesome just wait until Shirley MacLaine goes head-to-head with Maggie Smith next season.
3) Fran Drescher insists that she was abducted by aliens.
4) Hate groups misappropriating the language and concepts of Queer Theory is probably the most depressing thing we’ve encountered so far this week.
5) Cynthia Nixon is still doing damage control about that little “choice” comment.
6) 50 Cent says he’ll post naked photos to Twitter if the Giants lose the Super Bowl.